If you work in a hospital, can you call in sick?
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Why do you need a driver’s license to buy grog when you can’t drink and drive?
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Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
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Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
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Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
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Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
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How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
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If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
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If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
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Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
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Why is it that when you transport something by car, it’s called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it’s called cargo?
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You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can’t they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
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What is the speed of dark?
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How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
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What is a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free?
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After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
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When sign makers go on strike, what is written on their picket signs?
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Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all”?
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Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
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How can there be self-help groups?
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Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?
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Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?
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If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?
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Hermits have no peer pressure.
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There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
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How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there?
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Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
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If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
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If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
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If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
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When it rains, why don’t sheep shrink?
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If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
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Why is the word abbreviation so long?
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If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?
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Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
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What do you do when you discover an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
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Is it possible to be totally partial?
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What’s another word for thesaurus?
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When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
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Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
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Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
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Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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How do you know when it’s time to tune your bagpipes?
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Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
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When you choke a Smurf, what colour does it turn?
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Why do they call it a TV “set” when you only get one?
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Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?
